1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:04,447 Yeah, well, tell him I called. 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,283 Thanks. 3 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:07,884 It's always the same. 4 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:10,742 You can never get a hold of A broker when you need one. 5 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,457 Yeah, I know. 6 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:16,459 Come on, I got all This revenue flowing in 7 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:17,960 From "Blood on the badge." 8 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,696 If I don't put it Someplace fast, 9 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,587 I mean, inflation's just gonna Whittle it down to nothing. 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,867 I'm sorry. 11 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:26,703 I could buy some, you know, 12 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,438 Some more gold coins, 13 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,174 Austrian kroners, Canadian gold leaf, 14 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,610 But, man, I just don't know. 15 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,968 I mean, I'm really ingots. 16 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,673 I liked you better When you were poor. 17 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,242 Nah. 18 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,460 Oh, sir, I was just taking a Brief respite from the files. 19 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,329 Fine. 20 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,864 I'm having zatelli Come up and help, 21 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,899 So we'll hopefully have the Entire reorganization done 22 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,234 - by tomorrow. - good. 23 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,069 Oh, here you go. 24 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:02,238 I was working. 25 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,173 I'm sure you were, levitt. 26 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,242 Always the way, isn't it? 27 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,445 You're at your desk all Morning, doing your job. 28 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,348 The one minute you take to Goof off, and the boss walks in. 29 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,317 There's nothing wrong with Taking a break once in a while. 30 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,218 It's just I can't help feeling 31 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,388 I'm up here on sort Of consignment. 32 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,057 One mistake, and I'm Shipped back downstairs. 33 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,460 Levitt, as long as you Get your work done, 34 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,595 That is all that concerns me. 35 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:26,929 Yes, sir. 36 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,966 All right. Just relax. Have a cup of coffee. 37 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,736 Then go back and Finish your work. 38 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,037 Thank you, sir. 39 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:37,429 You're not really gonna Drink that, are you? 40 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:43,480 You get much too Excited. Don't worry. 41 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,315 We'll have this Whole nasty business 42 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,983 Straightened out in a jiffy. 43 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,172 I hope so. 44 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,689 Sergeant harris? Yoo-hoo. 45 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,256 Marty. 46 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,993 What an unexpected pleasure. 47 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,229 Oh, go on. They're The best kind. 48 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,599 Oh, you know my Friend darryl driscoll? 49 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,967 Sure. Mr. Driscoll. 50 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,202 Hello, sergeant. 51 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,204 Is captain miller available? 52 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:10,206 I'll see if I can, Um, scare him up. 53 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,141 Thank you. 54 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,466 Don't worry. It'll be just fine. 55 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,873 Hello, sergeant wojciehowicz. 56 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:26,122 Yeah. Hi. How you doing? 57 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,046 You're looking good. 58 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,583 Um... Thanks. 59 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,588 You, uh, you look good yourself. 60 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,025 Can I get in on this? 61 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,095 Excuse me. 62 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,947 Ah, driscoll, marty. Been a long time. 63 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,115 Oh, too long. 64 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:56,118 My, you've certainly done some Lovely things with this room. 65 00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:59,256 Could we stop perpetuating The stereotype for a moment 66 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,923 And get on with this? 67 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:04,060 He's been under such a strain. 68 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,195 Okay. 69 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:08,064 Barn, call from Dispatch. We got a jumper. 70 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,900 I'll break his fall. 71 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,802 Some guy's on top of The washington arch. 72 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,672 The washington arch? Um... All right, harris. 73 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,008 Hey, captain, this Is quite urgent. 74 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,910 We can talk in my office. 75 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,047 Come on, harris... You and me. 76 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,715 Oh, just a second. 77 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,183 Barn? 78 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,053 Barney, I'm expecting this Really important phone call. 79 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,354 Could dietrich maybe... 80 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,657 Harris, there's a Jumper out there. 81 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,882 Oh! Sure. 82 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,329 That's all I need is a jumper. 83 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:41,865 Maybe it's your broker. 84 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,271 As you can see, 85 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,641 It grants me visitation Rights every other weekend 86 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,611 Plus a full month with Jason every summer. 87 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,780 Second paragraph. 88 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,203 Thank you, marty. 89 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,918 Appears to be in order. 90 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,921 Well, I wish someone would Tell that to my ex-wife. 91 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,990 I take it she's not In compliance? 92 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,359 She won't even let Me talk to jason, 93 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,227 Much less have a day with him. 94 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,231 Who died and made her queen? 95 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:24,834 I was able to see him on a Regular basis until recently. 96 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,303 Then suddenly She just cut me off. 97 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:31,641 I'm still unclear what it Is exactly you want of me. 98 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,477 Well, jason starts his Winter vacation tomorrow. 99 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,480 He goes to wykoff academy Over on lafayette street. 100 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,848 Are you familiar with it? 101 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,083 I'm afraid not. 102 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:43,352 You know it. They all Wear those cute blazers. 103 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:46,322 Well, I'm supposed to Get him for the two weeks. 104 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,724 Now eleanor says He has to go with her 105 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:50,426 To visit his grandparents. 106 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,795 She's taking him to detroit. 107 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,498 I mean, talk about child abuse. 108 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:59,435 I want that enforced before She packs him off to motown. 109 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,973 I'm afraid this is not Really in our jurisdiction. 110 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,831 Custodial disputes are a Matter for family court. 111 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:12,781 Well, this is a fine How-do-you-do. 112 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:16,986 Try to understand. Jason is my only son. 113 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,421 Mr. Driscoll, I'm... 114 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:23,181 Captain, my chances of having Another are incredibly slim. 115 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,817 Nil, in fact. 116 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,005 Yeah? 117 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:39,909 To answer your question, We're gonna be reorganizing 118 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:43,012 And updating both the Detective and precinct files, 119 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,348 Weeding out obsolete And duplicate records, 120 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:48,117 Cross-referencing By crime and criminal, 121 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:51,320 Interfacing and coding All pertinent information. 122 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,256 I was thinking of doing that. 123 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,358 Any questions? 124 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,093 You putting on weight? 125 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,183 Here! 126 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,100 So I go back to court, 127 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,835 Get another order, She ignores it, 128 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,136 I go back to court again? 129 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,604 I'm afraid that's the system. 130 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:09,906 Morning, captain. 131 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,906 Zatelli. 132 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,608 Oh, hi, there. 133 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,510 Hey, how you doing? 134 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:15,912 You work here? 135 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,813 Yeah, that's right. 136 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:21,016 Excuse me. I'll be right back. 137 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,953 Captain, thank You for your help. 138 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,688 Look, I'm sure You'll be able to... 139 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,823 Martin, we're going. 140 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,558 Inside, space cadet. 141 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,928 Sergeant, I had no intention Of jumping, you know. 142 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,097 Yeah, I know. 143 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,764 The only reason I was up there 144 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,467 Was that my Coordinates were off. 145 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,602 That's not such a bad outfit. 146 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,769 Marty. 147 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,206 Certainly nothing To kill yourself over. 148 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,873 Is this our jumper? 149 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,042 Not getting off that easy. 150 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,879 This is adam boyer. This is captain miller. 151 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,380 - hello. - mr. Boyer. 152 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,782 He was just sitting on top Of the washington arch. 153 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,784 Well, I hadn't planned On materializing 154 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,520 At that particular location. 155 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:58,887 Materializing? 156 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:01,790 Better tell him Where you're from. 157 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:02,858 Denver. 158 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:05,060 Um... What year? 159 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:08,097 Yeah, that's 2037 a.D. 160 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,633 How are the broncos doing? 161 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,835 They moved, huh? 162 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,804 He's a time traveler. 163 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,773 Well, that's just Part of my job. 164 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:20,409 I'm a cultural historian At columbia university. 165 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,378 I specialize in The latter 1900s. 166 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:25,080 I just came back to Gather some additional data 167 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,783 On the prevailing Social attitudes, mores... 168 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,685 You know, this type of thing. 169 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,288 You realize we don't Believe a word you're saying. 170 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,312 Of course. That's Why I can tell you. 171 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,827 Mr. Boyer, we're gonna need 172 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,764 Some, uh, additional Data on you. 173 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,166 Fine, fine. 174 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,201 I have some questions for You, too, if you don't mind. 175 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,491 Harris? 176 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,139 Could you take a Statement from mr. Boyer? 177 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,907 Oh, sure, barney. 178 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,041 Mr. Boyer, 179 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,744 Take a seat right Over here, please. 180 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,079 Groovy. 181 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,582 Oh, did that come back? 182 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,584 Actually, if you think about it, 183 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,186 None of us know the future, 184 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,853 So we can't say for sure 185 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,789 That some day, somehow, 186 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,292 The technology of time Travel might not be developed, 187 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,927 And then someone like mr. Boyer 188 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,786 Could be able to Travel back into our time. 189 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,766 That's true. 190 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,525 You know, there's just No talking to you anymore. 191 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:26,376 You know, this is all Very fascinating to me. 192 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,311 Tell me, this... 193 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,546 Is this real wood? 194 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,117 What's your date of birth? 195 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,808 October 13, 1993. 196 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,211 The postwar baby boom. 197 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,710 Yeah. 198 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,288 The mail, sir. 199 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,535 Thank you, zatelli. 200 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,559 You're welcome. Anything else, sir? 201 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,194 Not from me. 202 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,942 Hey, you know that Guy this morning? 203 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,210 I just seen him around. 204 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,178 You probably know Him better than I do. 205 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,581 Zatelli, don't you Think it would be wiser 206 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,516 If it came from you voluntarily 207 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,784 Instead of as a result 208 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,554 Of some stupid chance Meeting like this morning? 209 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,389 This morning? That was a fluke. 210 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,524 You can't keep It up indefinitely. 211 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,860 Why not? Nobody here knows. 212 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:18,961 I do. 213 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,597 Hey, I trust you. 214 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,667 Zatelli, that's very flattering, 215 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:27,570 But I can't guarantee That one of these days 216 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,004 In casual conversation, 217 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,240 Unwittingly, I May say something. 218 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,041 Like what? 219 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,212 Like "Zatelli's gay." 220 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,069 That'll do it, sir. 221 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,919 You can use the phone here If you want to call a lawyer. 222 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,555 Lawyer? 223 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:48,557 Oh, I'd forgotten. You still have them. 224 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,725 Hmm? 225 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,427 They were outlawed in '98. 226 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,495 No kidding? 227 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,596 Yes, yes. 228 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,766 All legal matters are Handled by realtors. 229 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,673 12th precinct. Sergeant harris. 230 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,342 Oh, yeah. Hey, man, look. 231 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,278 I've been trying to get In touch with you all day. 232 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,547 No. Unh-unh. Look. Forget about blue chips. 233 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,482 I've decided to go Heavy into gold. 234 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,784 Hmm... 235 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,521 Uh, yeah, I'm leaning Toward bullion. 236 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,390 You know, no coinage fees. 237 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,917 Hey, look, I'll get back To you in a minute, okay? 238 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,266 Something I should know? 239 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,735 Well, medicine hat in canada, 240 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:36,372 They struck gold in '81, I think it was, yeah. 241 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,906 Tons of it came out. 242 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,976 Price plummeted back Down to $35 an ounce. 243 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,580 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! 244 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,916 For a second, I almost Forgot you're crazy! 245 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,377 Okay. 246 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,393 Yeah. 247 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,627 How you doing? 248 00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,728 Hey. 249 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,231 We just got a call from The wykoff academy. 250 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,266 Yeah? 251 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,733 That guy, mr. Driscoll. 252 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,001 Yes? 253 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,204 He tried to snatch his Son from the playground. 254 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,772 Oh, lovely. 255 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,907 What's he doing with a kid? 256 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,110 I'm not criticizing, barn. 257 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,912 I'm just surprised. 258 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,181 He's a fruit. 259 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,049 I'll take dietrich. 260 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,172 Yeah. Fine. 261 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,246 See? No problem. 262 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,496 And so, ron, you see, 263 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,864 With the price of gold Virtually worthless, 264 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,100 The world economy Simply collapsed. 265 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,234 That's nice. 266 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,936 It wasn't until '84 267 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,138 That gold is replaced As the world's standard 268 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,740 By another commodity. 269 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,342 Which was? 270 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,177 Zinc. 271 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:52,047 Zinc? 272 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,571 Get in there. 273 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,986 Zinc! 274 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,026 Yes, harris? 275 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:08,397 Barney, we have a seriously Deranged person out there. 276 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,733 I hope you're Referring to mr. Boyer. 277 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,169 Oh, barn, the man Talks gibberish. 278 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,437 Run a check on him? 279 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,505 I tried. 280 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:16,605 And? 281 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,663 Well, no record of him. 282 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:24,380 Name didn't check out. Prints don't check out. 283 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,316 He probably phonied up the I.D. 284 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,117 Must have. 285 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,521 Anyway, I've put in A call to bellevue. 286 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,756 Bellevue? 287 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,525 Yeah, something the matter? 288 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,260 No, no, no, no. 289 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,564 I never heard you Refer to it that way. 290 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,800 Usually you use a More colorful term, 291 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,836 Like "The enchanted kingdom," 292 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,605 "Fantasy island." 293 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,074 Have you ever heard Of medicine hat? 294 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,998 Medicine hat? 295 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,868 I don't get it. 296 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,717 Just get inside, marty. 297 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:02,918 I know the way. 298 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,254 I have a right to See my son, sergeant. 299 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,889 Who's arguing with you? 300 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,991 You gentlemen look familiar. 301 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,627 Déjà vu. 302 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,229 They walked in, 303 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,364 Snatched him off The basketball court. 304 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,166 The gym teacher stopped them. 305 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,123 She didn't have to be so rough. 306 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,272 That was a stupid thing to do. 307 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,208 Captain, since no one Here would lift a finger 308 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,010 To get my son, what Other option did I have? 309 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,879 Well... 310 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,381 Now, why didn't I think of that? 311 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,016 I called mrs. Driscoll at work. 312 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,784 She's coming down To press charges. 313 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,686 Do we have to Drag her into this? 314 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,856 All right. We're gonna Have to book you. 315 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,690 Fine. 316 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,725 Marty, I believe you Know the procedure. 317 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,709 They never let you Forget, do they? 318 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,100 You're the same one who Booked me that last time, 319 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,870 - right, sergeant? - mm-hmm. 320 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,427 I enjoyed it very much. 321 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,430 Was it good for you? 322 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,448 Well, look, 323 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,317 I was thinking of holding Off on gold for the time being. 324 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,786 No. No stocks. 325 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,655 No. No treasury bonds, either. 326 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,914 Um... I was thinking of zinc. 327 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,096 Yeah, zinc. 328 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,220 What's it going for these days? 329 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:28,726 37 1/2 cents... A pound? 330 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,974 Uh... Yeah, well, look, 331 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,934 I might be willing to, you know, Spring for a couple of tons. 332 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,587 What the hell were you doing? 333 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,223 You have pulled Some stupid stunts, 334 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,757 But I don't believe this one. 335 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,648 Hello, eleanor. 336 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,831 I am looking for captain miller. 337 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,133 You're mrs. Driscoll? 338 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,201 I still go by that. 339 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,938 Okay, just relax, all Right? I'll go get him. 340 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,973 Hi, there. 341 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,709 I've... I've heard A lot about you. 342 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:11,180 That is the best you could do? 343 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,750 Well, I was hoping We could be friends. 344 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,686 Mrs. Driscoll, I'm captain miller. 345 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,522 Could we get on with this? 346 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,856 Certainly. 347 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,327 If you sign a complaint, Mr. Driscoll and mr. Morrison 348 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,329 Will be charged with Custodial interference, 349 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,198 Possibly attempted kidnapping. 350 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,499 Fine. 351 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,701 Fine. 352 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:36,472 Sergeant harris would be happy To help you, right, sergeant? 353 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,107 Okay. 354 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,332 Mrs. Driscoll, would you Have a seat over here, please? 355 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,617 This is it for the stuff. 356 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,286 Not so fast, zatelli. 357 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,675 What's the matter? 358 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,257 File these. 359 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,925 I thought you were Supposed to do that. 360 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,182 Just do it. 361 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,597 And, uh, date of birth? 362 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,621 May 11, 1937. 363 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,858 How old is your kid? 364 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,072 Is that necessary For the report? 365 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,831 No. I was just curious. 366 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,180 10 1/2. 367 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,850 I emphasize the 1/2 At jason's insistence. 368 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,854 All right. 369 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,756 Would you like to See his photograph? 370 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,846 Sure. 371 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,332 Hey, he's a little leaguer. 372 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:40,224 He plays on our team Sponsored by the antique guild. 373 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:50,112 Uh... I know this is None of my business. 374 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,081 Yes? 375 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:57,786 You had a wife and a kid... You know, a nice family. 376 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,624 It just seems like So much to give up 377 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:06,028 For something that might Just turn out to be a... A fad. 378 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,097 We're not talking about The hula-hoop, sergeant. 379 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:13,068 Maybe you just didn't give 380 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,203 Heterosexuality a fair shake. 381 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,006 I mean, if you'd just hung In there a little longer, 382 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,876 Applied yourself, you Might have got the hang of it. 383 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,979 Look, I had the hang of it. 384 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,917 The point is, I was just Going through the motions. 385 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:34,444 Well, I do that... Sometimes. 386 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:39,161 Okay, mrs. Driscoll, if you'll Look this over and sign it, 387 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:42,197 Then I can get back To other things. 388 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,300 Be sure it's all there. 389 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,470 Look, darryl... 390 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:51,774 I will consider not signing this 391 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,310 If you will agree to Stay away from jason. 392 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,345 Then you'd better sign it. 393 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,680 Here we go. 394 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,650 Can't you be Reasonable about this? 395 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,586 I mean, have jason's Interests at heart. 396 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,854 He deserves a father! 397 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,122 I deserved a husband. 398 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,957 We can't have Everything, can we? 399 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,492 That's it. Let it out. 400 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,461 Hey, come on, folks. 401 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,530 Problems? 402 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,686 Not me. 403 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:24,139 Mrs. Driscoll, have you, Uh, signed the complaint? 404 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,442 Look, captain, I am not Out to put him in jail. 405 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,678 I just want him to be Kept away from jason. 406 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,146 You can understand that. 407 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,116 Not entirely, no. 408 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,218 Well, I can't have Him off frolicking 409 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,120 Every other weekend with my son. 410 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,489 I don't frolic. 411 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,892 The issue at hand, Mrs. Driscoll, 412 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,527 Is not visitation rights. 413 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,128 That's been set by the court. 414 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:50,899 Captain, jason is at a Very impressionable age. 415 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,702 I don't want him exposed to a... 416 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:58,940 A degrading and, well, An unnatural lifestyle. 417 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,964 You haven't even been over! 418 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,483 Look, you are a policeman. 419 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,453 You deal with these, Uh, people all the time. 420 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,255 I mean, you know how they are. 421 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,925 The things that they do, right? 422 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,582 I'm gay. 423 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,422 Excuse the interruption. 424 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:29,671 Uh May I say something? 425 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,940 Sure. Why not? 426 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,709 Well, if it's of Any help to you, 427 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,880 I can tell you that this whole Issue of sexual preference 428 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,716 Was resolved in The years to come. 429 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,188 What with the overpopulation And dwindling resources, 430 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,390 Homosexuality was accepted 431 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,161 And even encouraged As a mode of behavior. 432 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,563 And when did you Say this starts? 433 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,053 Hey, back off. 434 00:20:58,191 --> 00:20:59,635 Mrs. Driscoll, 435 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:04,639 You're gonna have to make Your mind up on this thing. 436 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,909 Well, if he could Just change his ways. 437 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,112 Eleanor, please. 438 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:14,116 I'm not talking About your being gay. 439 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,319 I'm talking about What you do with jason. 440 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,220 I don't understand that. 441 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:23,224 Oh, taking him to the ballet And to broadway shows 442 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,993 And the best Restaurants in town. 443 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,128 Now, what's the Matter with that? 444 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,130 You're making me look bad! 445 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,932 I just want him to Have a good time. 446 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,334 Oh, right. Easy. 447 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,103 And then he gets to come Home, and I get to be the heavy. 448 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,207 "Do your homework! Go to bed! 449 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:41,476 No, we can't afford truffles." 450 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,379 He is quite the little Gourmet, isn't he? 451 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,717 Look, I didn't know This was a problem. 452 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,751 Do me a favor. 453 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,953 Just say no to Him once in a while. 454 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,221 Bore him a little. 455 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,757 Don't be so damn Entertaining all the time. 456 00:21:55,781 --> 00:22:00,629 Well, that won't Be easy, but I'll try. 457 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,219 I'm gonna hold you to that. 458 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,688 Well? 459 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:11,039 Let's drop the charges. 460 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,542 Thank you, mrs. Driscoll. 461 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,245 Mr. Driscoll, mr. Morrison, You're free to go. 462 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:20,149 Call me next week, and We'll make arrangements. 463 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,083 I'll do that. 464 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,518 Take care of yourself. 465 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,608 You too. 466 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,823 Goodbye, mr. Morrison. 467 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,414 Let's do it again soon. 468 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:33,795 Sure. 469 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,386 Go be gracious. 470 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,133 Sergeant wojciehowicz, 471 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:43,037 Thank you for your Courtesy and your advice. 472 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,340 Think about it. 473 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,009 Goodbye, sergeant. 474 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,212 Let's go, marty. 475 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,735 So long, everyone. 476 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,441 Oh, that took guts. 477 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:05,882 I'm finished. 478 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,297 Swell. 479 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,132 Anything else you need? 480 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:14,102 Oh, no, no. That should About do it, zatelli. 481 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,927 Hey, don't take it so Hard. I can still file. 482 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,745 Come on, mr. Boyer, we're going. 483 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:24,779 Bellevue, right? 484 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:25,781 Afraid so. 485 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,015 Well, that's no problem. 486 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,451 My colleagues are about To beam me back anyway. 487 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,019 Well, that's convenient. 488 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,988 You'll just have to Sign for your things. 489 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,223 Oh, sure. 490 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:37,692 Well, it's been a Pleasure meeting you all. 491 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:43,164 It's a shame to think That you're all dead now. 492 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,733 Imagine how we feel. 493 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,301 Look, you want to sign Right here, mr. Boyer? 494 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,325 Sure. 495 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,141 Okay. Let's go. 496 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,843 "Dietrich, a."? 497 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,446 "Dietrich, a."? 498 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,648 Arthur dietrich? 499 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,282 For the time being. 500 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,217 Of course. 501 00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:08,156 Oh! To think that I... Oh, my god. 502 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,058 Could I... Could I Shake your hand? 503 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,392 Sure. It's no big thing. 504 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,817 What an honor this is, sir. 505 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:17,032 You're all very privileged. 506 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,034 Come on, mr. Spock. You want to move it? 507 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,058 Sure. 508 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,299 Hey, I couldn't have Done it without youse.